i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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