Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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