Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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