he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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