I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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