hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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