either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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