what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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