Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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