you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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