and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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