Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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