Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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