Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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