Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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