Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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