party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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