someone get that fucking seahorse.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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