I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
it's like iHOP with fire
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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