girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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