Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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