I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm both gender and math confused
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