At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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