Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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