would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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