At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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