I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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