Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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