He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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