GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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