Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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