My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My vagina just recognized that song.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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