sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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