if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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