O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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