You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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