There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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