Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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