But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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