I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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