I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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