..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
