i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
id be glad to
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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