Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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