I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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