I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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