good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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