well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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