I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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