I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
sarcasm needs its own font
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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