Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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