no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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