It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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