How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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