Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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