Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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